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Billionaires Are Compostable Key Fob
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Keychain reads "BILLIONAIRES ARE COMPOSTABLE" in classic motel style design. Express your strong stance against plutocracy while supporting sustainable wealth redistribution. Think of it as recycling, but make it political. π
This funny keychain makes an ideal stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or present for anyone who thinks billionaires should fertilize the earth instead of hoarding it.
Inspired by classic hotel and motel key tags, this keychain delivers its anti-capitalist message with groovy 70s vibes. Durable plastic construction means it'll survive longer than most billionaire space programs. Metal split ring included because we believe in quality craftsmanship for the people.
Billionaires Are Compostable Key Fob
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